It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
you made out with another girl for some wings
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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