don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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