I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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