I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
