The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We're facebook friends in real life
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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