I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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