Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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