No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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