she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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