420 ftw
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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