If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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