is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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