brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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