Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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