did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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