That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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