Nicole vs. Life
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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