This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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