Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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