I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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