Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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