normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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