Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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