I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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