This girl is more easily done than said...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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