i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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