No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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