Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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