May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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