maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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