Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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