doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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