I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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