I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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