babies were throwing up all over the place
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
