I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
