super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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