Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i out mim tonsoeep
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