wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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