Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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