I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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