My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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