How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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