I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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