after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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