its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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