google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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