Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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