can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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