? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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