So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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