ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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