So drunk, too bad you don't want this
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
and she was petting her beer can
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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