Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
