Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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