"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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