I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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