I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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