Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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