if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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